We played with Run With the Kittens and Jay Spectre last night at the Horseshoe. I threw up this morning but remembered to rip the elf ears off my head before going to bed. My original act for mankind last night was to be an elf with a …

So I’ve been talking about Run With the Kittens since I saw them by accident six months ago at the Cameron House. I just did a gig myself at The Horseshoe and my dick was swinging, breaking car windows on Queen St. I went into the Cameron for …

http://news.therecord.com/arts/NightLife/article/453668

http://stillepost.ca/boards/index.php?topic=113908.0

An enthusiastic review from the nice people at Tandem
http://www.corrieretandem.com/viewstory.php?storyid=8780&page=2
A not so nice review by The Ontarian (second one down)
http://theontarion.on.ca/viewarticle.php?id_pag=100730

I’m not gonna say much here except a verse from ‘Maximum Sherpa’, the last track on our now CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED record.
I thought that maybe wings would
But no, fly freak, fly!
You are too ugly to live
And too expensive to die
Because that’s how the band felt about this record when we finished …

We played Clinton’s tavern on Nov 6. I just found out that there was a music critic from NOW Magazine in the audience and he wrote a review. He hated us. The thing is he was there to see Flowers of Hell whom he thought was okay …

Last night we played Clinton’s… again. I was pretty great. The rest of the band was okay. I wore checkered Moschino pants. The same one’s Jim Carrey wore on the cover of Vanity Fair forty thousand years ago. I said this to five thousand …

Hello all you dirty people. I am JC Penny, front man for Dirty Penny. I hate this but I’m gonna be writing these from now on. If you’ve been following our news thru this blog at www.thatsmydirtypenny.com/news or via the feeds on our myspace, etc., you know …

It’s 11:11pm. I’ve got Dirty Penny’s latest work “Sage Against the Machine” playing as usual. I think it’s a work of genius or maybe higher. Humans cannot intentionally design a work this exquisite without the help of a higher power. It could be divinely inspired. …