I was in a vaccuum powered astronaut suit. There was 50 people. A man with a mustache wanted to suck my cock after. Louie loved it. I’m JC Penny and I’m JC Penny. That’s what I said to myself days after.
The band was …
That’s pretty great. We are beside videos of Amy Milan, Oh Bijou, Matisyahu, etc.. I asked my guitarist Lovely Louie who the rest are and he said “holy shit these guys are all big indie bands”. I doubt any of them are actually independent as we are but whatever. He meant …
Hey. Sorry haven’t written in a while. Have been writing songs. Planning a new website for the band. It’s summer and we usually take a break from each other. I don’t even want to be writing right now but I found something crazy in this blog system. I can’t sleep …
Sorry haven’t posted in a longtime. Yes, you. The person that once promised me he’s added our blog to his RSS feed. This one’s for you, darling…
It’s been a long time since I’ve written. I should have because I promised the guitarist who is the Paul Mcartney of the band …
We did a song for Toromagazine’s weekly broadcast “Garageband”. Our performance included some questionable things. We showed a painting of the Pope with a pair of balls hanging from it. The song itself ends with the line “I hate the Pope why not he’s old and his buddies with soft …
Spookey (yellow top, skipper hat) confers with DOP (Dave?), and JC Penny (me) at back near phone booth and bubble machine
Spookey Ruben is a great artist. He can write music and sing almost as good as I can. However, he does one thing that I suck and fail at time …
Zunior.com is a great new canadian online music store. All of their albums are 8.88$ and come with a printable hi-res pdf of the cover. Get our new album “Sage Against the Machine” here http://www.zunior.com/product_info.php?products_id=2266&osCsid=eb00d8cd7a9200619dcf1eb6e6e31f3f
And they have good taste. They’ve chosen our closing track “Maximum Sherpa” to feature on their …
So I’ve been talking about Run With the Kittens since I saw them by accident six months ago at the Cameron House. I just did a gig myself at The Horseshoe and my dick was swinging, breaking car windows on Queen St. I went into the Cameron for …
Dirty Penny has released an album for 2008. It is the greatest oeuvre of popular culture since U2. I have played this album over 900 times since receiving it in my hand one month ago. It gets better and better really slowly. It is a weird drug …