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I was in a vaccuum powered astronaut suit. There was 50 people. A man with a mustache wanted to suck my cock after. Louie loved it. I’m JC Penny and I’m JC Penny. That’s what I said to myself days after.
The band was …

That’s pretty great.  We are beside videos of Amy Milan, Oh Bijou, Matisyahu, etc..  I asked my guitarist Lovely Louie who the rest are and he said “holy shit these guys are all big indie bands”.  I doubt any of them are actually independent as we are but whatever.  He meant …

dirty penny plays the El Mocambo, Nov 12
JC Penny here again. It’s always me actually. If you sing it means you got something to say.
Guitarist Lovely Louie loved this show. He proclaims it top 3. Grimlock liked but I think we were too loose for his taste. Candy declares it …

Hey.  Sorry haven’t written in a while.  Have been writing songs. Planning a new website for the band. It’s summer and we usually take a break from each other.  I don’t even want to be writing right now but I found something crazy in this blog system.  I can’t sleep …

I liked it.  Louie not as much.  Candy liked it.  I forget to take Yoko and Grimlock’s temperatures on it. The OAM (Original Act for Mankind) theme for this gig was a corporate training session entitled..
Better Living Thru Rock
We all wore acrylic, ugly sweaters.  We figured we’re too ugly to …

Sorry haven’t posted in a longtime.  Yes, you.  The person that once promised me he’s added our blog to his RSS feed.  This one’s for you, darling…
It’s been a long time since I’ve written.  I should have because I promised the guitarist who is the Paul Mcartney of the band …

We did a song for Toromagazine’s weekly broadcast “Garageband”.  Our performance included some questionable things.  We showed a painting of the Pope with a pair of balls hanging from it.  The song itself ends with the line “I hate the Pope why not he’s old and his buddies with soft …

Spookey (yellow top, skipper hat) confers with DOP (Dave?), and JC Penny (me) at back near phone booth and bubble machine 
Spookey Ruben is a great artist. He can write music and sing almost as good as I can. However, he does one thing that I suck and fail at time …

Zunior.com is a great new canadian online music store.  All of their albums are 8.88$  and come with a printable hi-res pdf of the cover.  Get our new album “Sage Against the Machine” here http://www.zunior.com/product_info.php?products_id=2266&osCsid=eb00d8cd7a9200619dcf1eb6e6e31f3f
And they have good taste.  They’ve chosen our closing track “Maximum Sherpa” to feature on their …